14 Craft Fails So Bad That You'd Swear They Were a Joke

Hoop earrings fashioned to look like toilet paper holders.

1. Toilet Paper Earrings

We all love homemade designer earrings in unique designs and styles, but wearing rolls of toilet paper on your ears will leave a smile on your friends faces that will be hard to wipe off.

Nicely crocheted white hat with fabrics haphazardly glued to poorly resemble a unicorn.

2. Unicorn Pig Hat

Via divinelytwizted

Step 1. Crochet a nice hat.
Step 2. Glue random objects to said hat.
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit

Construction paper turkey with a poorly placed photo cut out of a boy's face inplace of the turkey's head.

3. Turkey Faces

Via blessthismessplease.com

We all cherish our kid's craft projects no matter how they turn out...right?

Pendant crafted using a Barbie's cut out face and a bejeweled U.S.A as the focal point.

4. Barbie Doll Pendant

Via gjarvisjewelryetc on Etsy

Some people say we should have stricter glue gun laws.

Decanter made with a clown doll's head and adorned with rainbow colored gumballs.

5. Scary Gumball Baby Doll Head Decanter

Via giftsolutions on Etsy

Nightmares might be a good way to keep your kids away from sweets.

A girl wearing a nonfunctional dress made from mismatched colored doilies.

6. A Dress Made of Doilies

Via aliceroche.blogspot.com

Have you always dreamed of owning a non-functional dress made of mismatched doilies? Well then have I got a deal for you!

Circular mirror made from discarded tooth brushes, disposable razors and other toiletries.

7. Disposable Razor and Toothbrush Mirror

Via webercrafthouse on Etsy

Is this something you actually want to look at every morning? I just hope there aren't any straggling hairs on there.

Coat rack made with outstretched limbs from a baby doll.

8. Body Part Coat Rack

Via GlitterGoneBad

This was designed to go in a nursery, but if you hang this in your child's room you better start saving now for the therapy they'll need when they get older.